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SEX EDUCATION


There are various talk on Sex Education to be introduced at schools. There are an equivalent number of those that objected as well as those in favour of sex education. This reminded me of a 'forward' email that was sent to me a year ago on Sex Education and how to approach sex when confronted by the underage. So I browsed through the 8,386 emails in my inbox and found it. Some of you may have received the same email but I thought it was hilarious.

Approached sex education from the best!!! learn from PHUA CHU KANG aka PCK... Click here if you dont know or never heard of him. I hope after this, everybody are clear what SEX is about...


Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .........

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ? 

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !


Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ? 

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load (road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah ! 

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses? 

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain (brain), use your blainnn ..........
Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight (correct) or not?


Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn.... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!


Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. 

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore , JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"  
also ah!!! 


Comments

  1. I see your son is going to benefit very well from his father's example and choice of sex education >p

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  2. Dear Life...
    Hehehee.. Well.... How else to explain? :-p

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